Mimosa Letters 
  
{{   Before we begin with letters commenting on 
Mimosa 9, we should tell you something about the other fannish 
project we're working on.  It's another 'Living Fanzine', sort of.  We've decided to 
do an audiotape version of Mimosa 9 that'll feature the four essays in 
Mimosa 9 read by their corresponding authors, plus as many letters of 
comment from that issue read by their writers as we can get.  Please be informed, 
however, that this audio fanzine, Mimosa 9.5, won't be finished for some 
time yet; there are still (as we write this) several people we're trying to get 
recordings from. 
  
 Meanwhile, we were gratified by the 
sizeable number of letters (and trade fanzines) Mimosa 9 brought us.  Even 
though there were only four articles, the overall response was at least as high as for 
other, more diverse issues.  Our opening comments about our Worldcon vacation, "Across 
Europe on Rail and Plastic," drew comment from just about everybody who wrote us.  
First up are a selection of comments about it. }} 
  
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Steve Swartz, Arlington, Virginia 
 I enjoyed the story of your travels in 
Europe.  I've been twice.  Your stories about food and restaurants certainly brought 
back memories.  Since I'd studied German throughout high school and college, I made a 
point of speaking German in restaurants.  This amused my friends -- after a few 
egregious misses early on [I remember getting two (zwei) bowls of chicken broth when 
I'd tried to order Zweibelsuppe (onion soup)] they started keeping track of the number 
of times I could actually use my German to control what would end up on my plate.  
They would make me write down what I thought I was getting after I had ordered, and 
compare my description with what actually appeared.  I believe I won the contest 
(eight meals to six, I think), but only because none of them could tell one schnitzel 
from another.  Schade. 
  
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Els Somers, Den Haag (The Hague), Netherlands 
 I have read your experiences in Holland 
before the Worldcon.  It is always funny to hear what people noticed in another 
country, but it was pleasant for me to read what you two noticed in Holland.  I 
myself, for example, had never noticed that many cafes and other places had cats 
around.  Now I noticed and I have seen some of them! 
  
 The days of the Worldcon amused me very 
much.  I never expected that it would be so nice.  For sure, I am going to another con 
in the future.  Two days at the convention I was dressed in a fantasy costume.  People 
came to me and asked me how I liked Holland before they realized that I was a Dutch 
girl.  This happened a few times, and I asked myself why.  Why should only foreigners 
dress themselves up in costumes?  Later on, I found an explanation.  I myself come 
from the south of Holland.  There it is more normal to wear special clothes for the 
Dutch carnival.  In the north, it is not so normal to do so. 
  
 I have a general question.  I read 
Mimosa 9 and it seemed that there are not enough young fans.  I myself am 
26 years old.  When I was 14 or 15 years old, I was also a sf fan, also in Dutch 
fandom.  It appears that I am one of the youngest.  Is this happening in each 
country? 
  
{{   It's possible, and even likely.  Back in the 1950s, 
teenage fans were commonplace.  In fact, some of the best fanzines were published by 
teenagers -- Joel Nydahl's Vega, Lee Hoffman's Quandry, and Gregg 
Calkins' Oopsla! are examples that come immediately to mind.  Nowadays, we are 
not only unfamiliar with any teenage fan publications,  we don't even know any teenage 
fans (except for children of other fans).  So, has fandom changed, or have 
we? }} 
  
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Ben Indick, Teaneck, New Jersey 
 I envy your visiting Prague, which I 
would like to see before the Russians re-take it.  I would visit the ancient Jewish 
cemetery and see the grave of Rabbi Lowe, fabled creator of the Golem, inspirator of 
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley and a horde of her poor doctor's children.  And I would 
try to find the spirit of an unassuming little law clerk whose writings caught and 
influenced the thinking of the world -- he understood what was and is happening. 
  
{{   Actually, we did visit that cemetery, which is 
located right in the heart of old Prague.  We didn't know about and therefore look for 
the grave of Rabbi Lowe, but we did visit the Jewish Museum located next to it; in it, 
beckoning to onlookers decades later, were preserved drawings and writings of children 
and their teachers who did not survive the holocaust of Auschwitz.  And while, unlike 
Rabbi Lowe, these are not likely to influence the thinking of the world, it was still 
only too easy to get caught up in the spirit of those people, which is still strong 
almost a half-century later. }} 
Eva Hauser, Prague, Czechoslovakia 
 Thank you very much for 
Mimosa 9, which is interesting and amusing.  I especially liked its 
beautiful illustrations.  Of course, I feel a need to comment on what you said about 
Czechoslovakia and Czech fans. 
  
 I also went to the Confiction by a bus 
chartered by fans; but it wasn't such an awful trip as it seems possible to you!  Most 
of the fans slept in tents, which is a very common way how Czechs spend their 
holidays.  It's quite easy to go to Bulgaria, Romania, or Yugoslavia by car and to 
stay there, camping on a shore.  It's advantageous because camping is cheap and you 
can take your food with you.  In Den Haag, I didn't stay in a tent because our editing 
house paid for a hotel room, but I wouldn't have minded it so much.  And I also took 
some canned food, crackers, biscuits, and so on, so that I didn't have to spend so 
much money on food.  But it was all rather fun, and I didn't mind it.  It was like 
going to the high mountains where there are no shops and no restaurants. 
  
 I must protest against this statement: 
"It seems clear now that currency rates were probably a much stronger shackle to keep 
Czechs confined to their homeland during the Cold War than any fence or iron curtain 
ever could."  This is completely wrong!!!  We are not richer now than we were a few 
years ago.  But traveling was actually banned, or extremely suppressed by the 
regulations of Communists. 
  
 I can explain to you the whole 
mechanism, which reminds me of novels by Franz Kafka. 
  
 Nobody could travel if he didn't have 
hard currency.  But if you happened to acquire some hard currency as a gift, in 
unofficial exchange, or in money earned abroad, you were obliged to exchange this 
currency at the bank for Czech crowns or special 'tokens for imported goods' and you 
could spend these tokens in special shops with western goods.  You were not allowed to 
own any hard currency. 
  
 In case you wanted to travel to some 
country of þevil capitalistsþ you were obliged to ask the bank for a special exchange 
of money for traveling.  Let us call it 'hard currency contingent'.  In theory, you 
had the right to get hard currency contingent every three years, but in practice, the 
largest part of these applications was rejected.  I was successful only once in my 
life and I went with my parents on a three-week trip to Italy -- but that time my 
father went to the director of the bank and explained to him that we never got hard 
currency contingent and that my parents deserved a lot for the development of society 
by their scientific work, etc.  After rejection, you couldn't do anything -- just wait 
one year and try it again.  But some people got the hard currency contingent not only 
once every three years but every year, as they had a friend or a relative in the bank, 
or managed somehow to bribe the clerk who decided about these contingents. 
  
 If you were lucky enough to get the 
contingent, you got 100 dollars in exchange for your two months salary, and you had 
to continue dealing with bureaucrats: to get permission of the Police, one day waiting 
in line for a visa.  And then to get train or air tickets, or car insurance, and (if 
you were a man) permission of the Military office, several more days spent in lines 
and a lot of encounters with arrogant clerks everywhere.  When you finally managed to 
get everything, you felt completely exhausted and promised yourself that you will not 
travel any more in your life! 
  
 And that was exactly what the 
Communists intended. 
  
 Ha, ha!  "Chci voda mineralna, 
prosím;" the proper form is "Chci minerální vodu, prosím."  
The first phrase sounds rather like a Polish one.  It's interesting that people of 
most nations are pleased if you try to learn some phrases in their language, but 
Czechs usually don't acknowledge it -- I don't know exactly why it is so.  Perhaps 
they don't have enough respect and love for their own native tongue. 
Irwin Hirsh, East Prahran, Victoria, Australia 
 I always enjoy Mimosa and 
appreciate the efforts you take into its presentation, particularly in getting so many 
of the articles illustrated.  I tend to think of drawings illustrating an article as 
being fanzine art at its highest form.  In part this is because artists tell me it is 
harder to draw illustrations for an article than to draw a similar number of drawings 
straight from their own mind.  It is also because in having to choose the artist to 
illustrate a particular article, the faneds skill gets involved in the process.  One 
thing I haven't noticed before (but I'm sure it happens) is the practice of getting a 
number of artists to each provide an illustration to an article.  I'm particularly 
impressed with the effort you put into this aspect of your fanzine. 
  
{{   Thanks.  We deliberately set out to have as many 
artists as possible provide illustrations for our "Across Europe..." article, since 
the article itself was a collage of the most memorable events of our European Worldcon 
vacation.  Usually, though, it's easier to let one artist do the illos for an article.  
That way, we don't have to wait until the last minute after all the artwork is in to 
work on layouts. }} 
  
 I enjoyed the comments on your trip to 
Europe.  It is always interesting to see someone's views on meeting new lands, and 
yours was particularly interesting because you talk about some of the things which 
struck Wendy and I when we were on my GUFF trip -- the Eurorail system, communicating 
with people whose language is not English, the art museums, etc.  Your restaurant 
experience in Utrecht sounds similar to a lunch we had in Albi (south-west France) 
where the waiter's limited English didn't allow him to tell us what was on the lunch 
menu.  He enlisted the help of the couple sitting at the next table in telling us 
about the main courses.  When it came time for sweets, we were the only people in the 
restaurant and he was having a frustrating time trying to use hand-movements and 
slowed-down French to describe the sweets.  Then he hit upon the idea of going back to 
the kitchen and bringing out one of each sweet, enabling Wendy and I to make our 
selections with the time-honoured pointing of the index finger. 
  
 It was traveling around Continental 
Europe which made me realise the extent to which I've missed out by having grown up 
in a land where one language predominates.  In Europe the distances, particularly in 
the modern era, between the different languages are quite small, and it is easy to see 
why so many Europeans are pretty fluent in a language other than their native tongue.  
For part of our time, we stayed with fans and I often mentioned to them that I felt it 
was a pity that I knew only one language.  In saying that, I always made the point 
that I didn't necessarily mean knowing their language, just knowing a language other 
than English.  Their response was that if I had to know only one language, English was 
the one to know.  That seems reasonable, but only if you ignore that English just 
happens to be my language.  If my language was, say, Japanese, I'd still be putting it 
upon them to make the effort in trying to communicate.  By not knowing another 
language, I'm not even allowing for the possibility of finding some middle ground 
where we can be equally handicapped in our mode of communications. 
  
 I'm not sure why, when you said a lack 
of car parking spaces is why Amsterdam is a city of bicycles, you added the remark 
"worst of all."  I would hate to think that you feel it is a pity that there aren't 
more car parking spaces in the city.  I think that if a city provides an effective 
public transport system it doesn't have to meet the needs of those who wish to use the 
car within the city.  Amsterdam fits the bill nicely, being well served by its transit 
system.  It struck Wendy and I that the single item which separated the larger cities 
of Europe from Melbourne was that their public transport systems are easy to use, are 
reliable and meet the everyday needs of their citizens, while Melbourne's system is 
unreliable and inconvenient to use for so much of its population.  I'm pretty sure 
that it is this mass-transit orientation in Europe which encourages people to make 
good use of their streets, adding an attractive character to the cities. 
  
{{   Well, maybe we should have said 'most of all'.  
We'd hate to think of what Amsterdam would be like if those thousands of bicycle 
riders had been driving cars instead.  The city of Amsterdam (and Europe in general, 
for that matter) predates motorized transportation by centuries, and streets are so 
narrow in many parts of the city that two-way traffic is physically impossible.  
Luckily, the network of trams, metro, and buses is so good there, you don't have to 
have a car to get around. }} 
Teddy Harvia, Euless, Texas 
 What is it with all the cartoon cats 
on the cover of Mimosa?  Do y'all think you're still publishing Chat or
what? 
  
 I loved Jeanne Gomoll's menu illustration for 
your Europe trip article.  I don't know what is more amusing -- the thought of a 
waitress posing as an artist or an artist posing as a waitress. 
  
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Ken Cheslin, Stourbridge, West Midland, United Kingdom 
 I deduce by your remark "Europe's fine 
railway system" that you didn't visit the U.K., or if you did, the U.S. railway system 
must be indescribable.  Our railways are falling to bits due to underinvestment; that 
includes rails, bridges, rolling stock, the lot.  I believe the B.R. spends more money 
on adverts telling us how good they are than on actual hardware. 
  
{{   You deduce correctly -- we only had enough time in 
our two week vacation to visit parts of Continental Europe.  The "fine railway system" 
remark was a compliment on the relative ease of going from one place to another by 
train, as well as the quality of the facilities (which for the most part were pretty 
good). }} 
  
 Dave Luckett's article {{  "Prose Is the Wine; Poetry the Whiner" }} was 
great, its mixture of prose and poetry an inspiration.  (I still remember, though 
mercifully dimly, the piles of smelly nappies.  Once, when we were driving in the 
country, there came this awful smell.  "Matthew!" we exclaimed, but the (then) little 
soul was innocent that time for as we came round a bend we whizzed by a farm and about 
200 pigs.  It became a family joke, "it's either Matthew or 200 pigs."  Oh, well, it 
sounded funny to me.) 
  
{{   We liked Dave's article, too, but some of our 
readers seemed less than impressed.  Among them was Harry Andruschak, who 
requested to be informed with a *Baby Alert* should we try something like this again.  
You just can't please everyone... }} 
David Bratman, San Jose, California 
 I enjoyed your trip report very much.  Why 
else should fans spend time and money on traveling to far-off places like Europe (or 
America, for that matter), if not to accumulate interesting stories to tell when they 
get home?  Particular kudos to the Messrs. Williams for contributing cartoons even 
more amusing than the stories they illuminate. 
  
 Dave Luckett's light verse is brilliantly 
funny, fit to stand with the masters of the form.  I almost caught myself thinking 
that it's a shame someone who can write like that has to spend time caring for 
infants, but then I realized that he has to; otherwise what would he use for 
inspiration?  So keep changing those dirty nappies, Dave! 
  
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Craig Hilton, Collie, Western Australia, Australia 
 Thank you for Mimosa 9.  I 
loved Bob Shaw's dreadfully funny piece, but top of the tops of my list was Dave 
Luckett's bunch of poems.  Dave once proved his ability to make even the most base 
subjects poetic by writing a page of verse to serve as instructions on how to deal 
with the outside toilet when it tended to block up in wet weather.  He finished it off 
in exquisite calligraphy and nailed it to the door, where it performed its utilitarian 
function until the first rain shower soaked and ruined it.  Such is the transience of 
art. 
  
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J.R. Madden, Baton Rouge, Louisiana 
 Your article "Across Europe on Rail and 
Plastic" was interesting and made me feel good about our visit to the Netherlands for 
the Worldcon.  We stayed entirely within the borders of that country spending time in 
Amsterdam, Maastricht, and The Hague/Scheveningen.  We met lots of nice folks while 
there: one was our cab driver in Amsterdam, who turned off the meter when he couldn't 
get to our hotel by his usual route due to road construction and had to wend his way 
through streets not usually on his route.  Did you have trouble, as I did while in 
Amsterdam, trying to imagine Gestapo vehicles rolling through those streets?  Or, 
German panzers guarding intersections?  Or, military convoys moving through those oh 
so peaceful streets?  Hard to imagine it ever happened. 
  
 Dave Luckett should be warned: He has 
to deal only with primarily physical attributes of his offspring at this time.  Just 
wait for the intellectual assault which will come when said offspring has acquired 
sufficient language skills to append a question mark to the end of a string of words!  
When watching a movie: "Did he really die?, Why did she do that?, What is he doing to 
her?"  While riding in a car: "How do you know where you're going?, What does that 
sign (which one out of twenty?) say?, Why do you have to put gas in the car?" 
  
 Many thanks for the publication of Bob 
Shaw's latest Serious Scientific Speech {{  "Corn is 
the Lowest Form of Wheat" }}.  I enjoyed it at Confiction and appreciate 
having a permanent record as well.  Did you note that Bob's speech was better attended 
than any of the three Professional Guest of Honor speeches?  I am not sure if that's 
good or bad, to be honest. 
Mike Glicksohn, Toronto, Ontario, Canada 
 I'm so busy nowadays that I can no 
longer afford the luxury of reading fanzines before I loc them, so 
Mimosa 9 will be enjoyed and commented on almost simultaneously.  I know 
we warn against this in Advanced Letterhacking For the Serious Professional but 
sometimes expediency rules, okay?  I just thought I'd warn you in case I put my foot 
in my mouth and don't get to take it out for several paragraphs. 
  
 Interesting trip report (although 
might have liked just a little about the worldcon itself) which made me envious 
I didn't get to go this year.  I agree with your choice of the train as an excellent 
way of both getting to places and seeing the country while you do so.  It lacks the 
freedom of having one's own vehicle but may well be cheaper, especially with a good 
pass. 
  
{{   If we'd written more about the Worldcon, it 
probably would have degenerated into a series of "then we met so-and-sos," not the 
kind of thing that makes for a snappy, amusing fanzine article.  Besides, the article 
wasn't about the Worldcon at all -- it was about the Voyage of Discovery we had 
getting there and back. }} 
  
 On one of my trips to England some years ago I 
managed to circumvent the Shaw Exclusion Principle, albeit unwittingly.  I discovered 
I'd be seeing Bob later in my travels, so while visiting a London one-day comic mart, 
I bought two paperback Shaw novels so I'd have something to get autographs on.  
Apparently Bob wanted to spare me the agony of the S.E.P., because when I actually 
looked at the books they were already autographed, thereby saving me the trouble of 
carrying them around constantly until I ran into him.  I wonder to this day how he 
managed that but I thought it a noble and unselfish gesture. 
  
 The only thing I can possibly say about Bob's 
Serious Scientific Talk is that I'm glad I got to read it and I'm sorry I didn't get 
to hear it presented.  Well, maybe the only two things I can say are those and that 
I'm delighted you published it.  Whoops.  Anyway, it was funny and the illustrations 
were a delight, and you're very lucky faneds indeed to have published it.  Just as I'm 
a lucky fan to have read it.  Whether Bob's a lucky pro to have written it I leave to 
your imagination. 
  
 I don't think, in answer to Pam Boal's 
musing in the loccol, that younger fandom lacks a sense of fun.  What it lacks is a 
sense of communicating through the written word which results in only a few younger 
fans becoming interested in fanzines.  Those that do, though, such as the self-same 
Harry Bond who graces Mimosa's loccol, can write the same sort of material as 
the Skels of fandom, although perhaps not yet quite as well.  But then, I can't write 
as well as Skel and I've been trying for longer than Harry has been alive. 
  
 What made many classic fanzines classic 
was actually quite simple: superior creative talent in those producing them, coupled 
with a high level of interaction among a group of such talents, creating a 
whole-greater-than-the-sum-of-its-parts effect.  Talent still exists in fandom, but 
that special sense of interactive community has either disappeared or weakened, which 
may be why there are still good fanzines around but few (if any, depending on who is 
talking) great ones. 
  
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Walt Willis, Donaghadee, Northern Ireland, United 
Kingdom 
 My favourite piece in 
Mimosa 9 was your European trip report.  I admired your bravery and 
enterprise, and thought the piece was well written.  It made me nostalgic for a place 
I have never been, but which has all sorts of memories for me.  The most poignant is 
of hunching beside my homebuilt radio listening in anguish to Radio Praha at the time 
of the Nazi takeover which led to WW2.  While the country was dying, there were long 
periods of silence on the radio filled only with the interval signal, which was a 
phrase from Dvorak's New World symphony on a solo oboe.  It was indescribably sad and 
lonely, and I have remembered it all my life.  In 1952, en route from Chicon II 
to Los Angeles, I played it on a deserted piano in a forest in Utah.  Another memory 
is of listening to that New World symphony one cold day in the London Epicentre, while 
Vince Clarke and Ken Bulmer were reading New Worlds, and noticing with an eerie 
feeling that it was a New World cooker we were all huddled around.  And now here you 
from the New World with news of Prague today, bringing all those memories with you.  
There's timebinding for you. 
  
 Of course, with Karel Capek and all, 
there is something subtly fannish about Czechoslovakia.  Recently I remember a 
newspaper correspondent mentioning a conversation he had with a waiter just after the 
1989 revolution.  Emboldened by the celebrations, he asked if he could possibly have 
some seasoning with his steak.  "This month freedom," said the waiter.  "Next month, 
horseradish." 
  
 Dave Kyle and Bob Shaw were marvelous 
in their different ways.  I admire how Bob was able to make fun of Whitley Streiber so 
effectively without saying anything remotely actionable.  In the letters section, I 
was pleasantly surprised by the cartoon in place of my letter, and curiously impressed 
by Gorecki's letter about rediscovering Jack Darrow.  I don't quite know why, because 
I barely even remember the name of Jack Darrow: it's something like seeing a lost 
piece being inserted in an enormous jigsaw puzzle. 
Roger Waddington, Norton, Malton, North Yorkshire, United 
Kingdom 
 I enjoyed your trip report, not the 
least for the hint it gave, that placing the Worldcon outside America occasionally 
achieves its purpose, encouraging homebound Americans to experience other countries, 
other cultures (and the rest of us stay-at-homes, of course); in fact, you grasped the 
opportunity with both hands, didn't you?  Can't help commenting on the restaurant cats 
holding their own in the face of more modern methods of pest control (no, not the one 
about the original ball-bearing mousetrap); they surely are the real environmentalists, 
the truly green.  Mind you, I'd think twice about eating in a restaurant where their 
mouser was forced to beg for scraps; either it's been so efficient that there aren't 
any mice left, or they're there in such numbers that they've forced it out of the 
kitchen.  One restaurant to avoid? 
  
{{   We think the cat was probably just interested in 
making two visitors feel at home.  Cats like to snack as much as people and we were 
probably eating its favorite meal.  That cat did not look 
underfed! }} 
  
 And I have to admit to enjoying hugely 
the latest Bob Shaw lecture.  Well, on my own discovery of SF, that Sense of Wonder 
came just as much from considering the true professionals who were also prepared to 
give their time and effort to contributing to the amateur fanzines, remembering 
especially long-ago issues of Niekas with Jack Gaughan and Dan Atkins.  Now, 
having become more blase, and not being a writer myself, I see time spent away from 
the desk as being one novel less; so it's with a certain guilt that the other half of 
me has to confess as to how much he's enjoyed it.  Though for his method of helping 
the totally lost motorist, I can offer a remarkably simple and similar device of 
finding out the time when your clock has stopped, especially at night.  No, not by 
switching on the radio; all you do is keep a trumpet by your bed, and if your clock 
has stopped, just open the window and start playing the trumpet.  It never fails; 
you'll be sure to hear someone shouting, "Who's that idiot (or words to that effect) 
playing a trumpet at three o'clock in the morning?" 
  
 I suspect that the legend of 
Hyphen and Le Zombie and all the other zines, good as though they might 
have been, owes as much to nostalgia and the rose-coloured spectacles that we all 
wear.  In fact, the enlightenment on one of them in this issue, The WSFA 
Journal, shows the true story; and who's to say that the story behind those wasn't 
remarkably similar?  I'm inclined to think that the only thing that can turn a 
fanzine into a legend is time, and word of mouth; so, going by those criteria, who's 
to say that Mimosa wouldn't have as good a chance as any other?  But there's 
surely no way you can sit down and consciously create a legendary fanzine, one that 
will live forever.  Likewise, you can never re-create a fanzine fandom, in the face 
of the relentless tread of history; or evolution.  If fanzine fandom really has had 
its day, its moment on the stage, there's nothing anyone can do to halt its night. 
  
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Pamela Boal, Charlton Heights, Wantage, Oxon, United 
Kingdom 
 Nein, Von Felines, haf you no mercy, 
sending out these flowers that plunge the readers into a welter of nostalgia?  This 
zine is definitely in a time warp; it is in the style of the zines I used to receive 
20+ years ago.  Those were the wonderful days when even the crudzines I received 
seemed to have merit because it was all so new to me. 
  
 As if the style and content were not 
enough, in the transcript of the talk you published this ish, Bob Shaw mentioned my 
all-time favourite of his Convention Inventions, the Uri N 8.  I only have 
to close my eyes to see and hear his deadpan delivery and people almost literally 
rolling in the aisles. 
Lloyd Penney, Brampton, Ontario, Canada 
 Blessing on BoSh for mentioning 
Stephen Leacock.  Leacock lived most of his life in a massive mansion on the shores of 
Lake Couchiching, not far from Orillia, Ontario, where I grew up.  Leacock was famous 
not only for his writing and economic theories, but also for his temper and his 
legendary drinking.  Even though scholars and family deny it, Leacock was renowned for 
having the finest wine cellar in the province in his basement, and one of the most 
complete bars on the main floor in the billiards room.  Like many fans, Leacock had a 
cast-iron liver. 
  
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Harry Warner, Jr., Hagerstown, Maryland 
 Bob Shaw is as funny as ever.  I just 
don't understand how one individual like him can create unaided a line of patter that 
is consistently funnier that the monologues by big names like Bob Hope and Johnny 
Carson which are pasted together from the contributions or several professional 
jokesters.  Come to think of it, maybe I'm laboring under a false assumption.  Could 
it be that Walt Willis, John Berry, and Eric Bentcliffe were inactive in fandom all 
those years because Bob was paying them to think up bright remarks for his convention 
speeches? 
  
 Dave Kyle must have an amazing memory.  
Lots of information is included in his latest article {{  "Dave Kyle Says You Can't..." }} that didn't see print when the 
events happened and, to the best of my knowledge, hasn't been put down more recently 
in reminiscences of other fans.  I was particularly happy to see his reference to the 
comparatively small place alcoholic beverages played in fanac during the first ten or 
twelve years after Repeal.  This bears out my contention that the drinking problem has 
been growing steadily as the years have passed since the 1930s, instead of having been 
just as bad during and immediately after Prohibition as it is today. 
  
 Now I wonder if Dave has to courage to 
tackle another retrospective into fandom past, in this case the WSFS, Inc., dispute 
that practically tore fandom apart for several years, back in the 1950s.  I don't 
think many of today's younger fans have even heard about it, although it was 
infinitely more serious than the feud that split New York City's fandom in the 1930s.  
Maybe the topic is still too sensitive and bitter to be exhumed at this time, but I 
think a light touch would permit it to be retold without starting up any new slander 
or libel suits. 
  
 Dave Gorecki really should have written 
an article about his visit to Jack Darrow.  I had no idea Jack was still alive, since 
I believe he was older than most fans back in the late 1920s and early 1930s when he 
bobbed up in almost every prozine issues's letter section.  Maybe Jack could be 
recruited to give a talk or preside at a panel at some large convention in Chicago, 
where he could see and be seen by some of the fans who were with him at that first 
Worldcon.  I suppose Jack could qualify as the pioneer figure in the trend away from 
fanzine fandom, since he never did much in the fanzine world while he was a pro 
letterhack.  Today's congoers and screen watchers who never look at a fanzine don't 
know what they owe him. 
Mark L. Blackman, Brooklyn, New York 
 It's always a pleasure to read fannish 
reminiscences from Dave Kyle.  I did my own bit toward clearing his name at this past 
Lunacon when, writing about the Fanzine Lounge in the Program Book, I noted, "Dave 
Kyle says you CAN sit here." 
  
 And likewise to read (though more so to 
hear) one of Bob Shaw's "Serious Scientific Talks."  After all, Bob made science 
stupid long before Tom Weller.  (Some of us were mildly frightened when Science 
Made Stupid won a Hugo for NON-fiction Book.)  Given the expense of 
Trans-Atlantic travel or travel to Australia, some of Von Donegan's ideas might be 
worth a second look (that is, a look for one second). 
  
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Michael Sherck, Granger, Indiana 
 Dave Kyle sez I have to write, eh?  
Does he say what I have to write about?  I don't suppose he's gifted me with a 
subject, not to mention witty prose... 
  
 Kyle's fannish history essay was 
interesting, as I find all such.  I think it singularly appropriate that such history 
is printed in your zine on what some of us might term biodegradable pulp paper: one 
wonders whether the memory will outlive the rememberer... 
  
 But what I really like about 
Mimosa is the cartoons and the letters from other readers.  In 
Mimosa #7 my favorite cartoon was the one mixing Star Trek with 
Star Wars.  (I'm the stormtrooper on the left.)  In #8 my favorite was Alexis 
Gilliland's on page 33: as a smoker who is determined to hang on to his vice 
(since I have so few and I simply refuse to go through life without at least some bad 
habits) I've experienced that more than once.  Like the time the woman wanted me to 
leave the house because I was smoking.  Dammit, it was my house! 
  
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Richard Brandt, El Paso, Texas 
 Thanks for Mimosa 9.  
(Geez, it's like leafing through that stack of Fanacs again...)  Nice covers 
from Joe Mayhew, who impresses me more and more after making a modest first 
impression.  Especially neat to have Dave Kyle explain the origins of his famous 
edict.  I was surprised, when I was in charge of the Press Room for Noreascon Three, 
to receive a volunteer form from none other than Dave Kyle -- yes, that Dave Kyle.  
It's a peculiar sensation, I can tell you, to realize that you have the opportunity to 
boss Dave Kyle around.  Now that's egoboo. 
  
 Craig Hilton's letter reminds me of a 
veteran English nurse who came to the States to help fill a nursing shortage.  Asked 
to name the single biggest difference between hospitals here and in England, she 
promptly replied, "Gunshot wounds."  Until she came Stateside, she'd never seen 
one. 
  
 Of course, I once attended a lecture 
and slide show by a British Army surgeon who'd been stationed in Northern Ireland, 
and learned a great deal about entry and exit wounds, as well as the results of 
sitting in a car with a bomb going off underneath it.  "Not a lot we could do for this 
one," as he cheerfully described it. 
  
 Great loc from Joseph Nicholas 
(recapping many points made in his fanzine Flagrantly Titillating Title or 
whatever).  It will be interesting to see how the history books view the ongoing 
upheaval in Eastern Europe: as a response to the shining egalitarian example of the 
States (as Bush would clearly prefer to think it), or as a response to the 
reformist example of noble Mikhail Gorbachev (the Martin Luther of the USSR) -- or as 
a temporary aberration, should the feared hardline backlash materialize in Moscow.  
(As some have remarked in re the prospect of the Soviet Union disintegrating, you 
don't really want anarchy among a band of states sharing one of the world's largest 
arsenals of nuclear warheads.) 
  
Janice Murray, Seattle, Washington 
 Richard Brandt's comment "Of course, 
at the same time we bemoan the scarcity of new blood we often view with alarm the 
barbarian hordes at the gates," really hit a familiar chord. 
  
 When I first became involved in fandom 
a dozen years ago, it was thorough a conrunning fan who roped me into working on 
Norwescon.  At Norwescons I met the local fanzine fen at a fan-oriented panels.  Once 
I tired of club politics the relatively anarchic atmosphere of The Other Fandom was a 
welcome change. 
  
 That was way back when Norwescons were 
famous for being literary-oriented.  Sure, there were dances, ice cream socials, and 
John Shirley's band *shudder* but there was also lots of fascinating people to meet.  
The pinnacle was Norwescon Three in 1980 where I met Judith Merril from Toronto, A. 
Bertram Chandler from Australia, and Mack Reynolds from Mexico.  Those Norwescons drew 
intelligent, articulate, literate people like flies. 
  
 From there it went downhill.  Somewhere 
along the way someone figured out that appealing to the gamers, vidiots, and costumers 
would be a lot more lucrative.  As a result, ten years later Norwescon has no fanzine 
room, no fan guest of honor, minimal fan programming (not counting the obligatory 
panel where local conrunners get together and tell us how wonderful they are), and 
damn few people I would want to meet. 
  
 Insofar as Norwescons can no longer 
offer me a good return for my thirty bucks, I have gone to the last few only to sit at 
the bar and go to dinner with friends up from the Bay Area.  In this, rich brown would 
say that I am in disagreement with Mike Glicksohn about the definition of 'deadbeat'.  
Well, I've disagreed with him before and no doubt will again.  But I don't consume 
anything in the consuite, I don't try to get into programming, I don't even dance.  In 
fact a few people said we had better panel discussions in the bar than they did in the 
function rooms. 
  
 I also go to the bid parties -- they 
want my vote, they'll answer my questions.  Why should the concom get part of that 
action? 
  
{{   It's sad that so many good cons have gone downhill.  
We think you're right that cons appeared to have changed when fringe fans got in 
change and were out only to make money.  When a 24-hour video room or gamers' 
tournaments gets bigger billing than some of the invited guests, it's easy to see that 
times have changed.  Like you, we've occasionally gone to cons as 'non-attending' 
members, where our only purpose was to see people we know and visit a bid party or 
two.  And like you, as long as we're not gate crashing by pretending to be paying 
customers, we feel there is no harm. }} 
  
 This year even the Bayareans stayed 
away.  Most of them said they're saving up for the Vancouver Westercon.  Three of them 
are hucksters who would rather brave the Canadian customs officials than sit at a 
convention notorious for lousy book sales. 
  
 So when the conversation known as 
Whither Fandom (or is it wither fandom?) comes up here I just point at the 
disintegration of book-oriented cons in Seattle.  Fanzine fandom used to recruit from 
Norwescons.  We can't do that any more. 
  
 So where will Seattle fanzine fandom 
recruit new blood, now that Norwescons are no longer good hunting grounds?  Probably 
from the Clarion West workshops.  Think of it: intelligent people, people who write 
even unto the point of paying a thousand dollars to be verbally abused... sounds like 
fanzine fandom to me. 
  
Martyn Taylor, Cambridge, United Kingdom 
 Charlie Williams' "Rat du Jour" illo 
on page 6 in M10 really got me, although I couldn't for the life of me say 
why.  I just thought it was hilarious.  Then I divined the reason.  I spent a brief 
time in Vienna (from what I saw of it, one of the most over-rated cities you will 
find) and the one memory which keeps on coming back is of a lunch in the royal 
gardens or some such tourist trap.  Ratsherrentoast it was, and I have to admit I 
enjoyed it, but I don't even have schoolboy German to know that it doesn't mean 
gentleman rodent on toast. 
  
{{   And that isn't even the illo we expected we'd get 
when we sent that page to Charlie!  We'd left a spot at the end of the page, where 
we'd compared the elevator at the Brussels Beaux-Arts Museum with a shuttlecraft of 
the Starship Enterprise, figuring that lead-in would be an easy one for him to pick 
up on.  Instead, he found an even better spot for a cartoon on that page.  He 
continues to amaze us in being able to come up with funny illustrations for even the 
most mundane of descriptions. }} 
  
 I believe you are aware that 
Mimosa is just too friendly for its own good, which is why the letter column 
always appears to be made up of little articles in their own right rather than 
specific letters of comment. 
  
{{   Lots of people have been telling us lately, in one 
way or another, that Mimosa is a hard fanzine to LoC.  You're the first one 
who's said we're too friendly for our own good, though!  Thanks (we think).  Anyway, 
there's no good answer to the comments about it being difficult to find comment hooks.  
Maybe one reason is that fan history articles are not easy to relate to.  Or that 
amusing, anecdotal articles are fun to read but not very comment-inspiring.  Or maybe 
it's just that we're too damn friendly for our own good... }} 
  
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Shelby Vick, Panama City, Florida 
 rich brown's comment that Mimosa 
left no handles to grab reminded me of a bit of self-analysis I indulged in recently 
to Norm Metcalf in a LoC to his fanzine Tyndallite.  Lack of handles seems to 
have been my trademark in fandom; not only with my fanzine, Confusion, but also in 
letters and articles.  I bring up a point, then look at both sides of it and -- if I 
reach any conclusion at all -- say something like, "Of course, that's just my 
personal opinion..."  I try not to be offensive, I try not to be argumentative, and 
just attempt some mild humor. 
  
 Admittedly, this has some advantages; 
I don't collect enemies, I don't get into feuds... but I also leave little trace 
behind me.  If I hadn't been in on the revelation that Lee Hoffman was NOT a sixteen 
year old boy, and then followed that by the Willis Campaign, my other works in fandom 
would have left barely a ripple.  You know, a pleasant occurrence, but nothing 
memorable. 
  
 But, transferring this to Mimosa, 
I'm NOT advising that you start a feud or raise Cain in some other way just to be sure 
you're remembered.  Don't change... unless, of course, you want to launch some 
worthwhile Campaign for a worthy fan...  (But be careful that it's a fan who is 
willing to devote 48 hours a day to making the campaign succeed.) 
  
 Roger Waddington hit a point I have 
often remarked on:  All the advances in desktop publishing have made it too easy to 
put out a polished-looking fanzine, far superior in appearance to the old mimeoed or 
hectographed zines.  Note I said 'appearance': there were some zines that were hard 
to read but well worth the effort -- and, if nothing else, you appreciated the effort 
it took to put it out. 
  
Peggy Rae Pavlat, College Park, Maryland  
 Thank you for sending me a copy of 
Mimosa 9.  Your fanzine and those of Mark Manning are extremely 
reminiscent of the wonderful fanzines which were being published in the early 1960s.  
I didn't intend to write a tale of the past, but I seem to have done so.  Use it if 
you wish. 
  
 My reluctance to write letters of 
comment stems from an experience I had when I was (probably) seventeen.  At the time, 
I was dating Ron Ellik (the Squirrel) and he had come to the east coast to see me.  
During his stay, we traveled to New York City and visited with both the Lupoffs (Dick 
and Pat) and the Shaws (Noreen and Larry). 
  
 This was the period when the Lupoffs 
were publishing a marvelous fanzine, Xero, and the Shaws were publishing a 
frantically-paced newszine named Ax.  Ax was the kind of fanzine which 
may only have been possible in that era.  It served to keep all of us in the science 
fiction family abreast of Important Affairs (and other matters of state).  During 
this same period I was publishing a little-known and long forgotten fanzine named 
Etwas.  (I saw a copy in the fanzine room at a Worldcon not too many years ago 
-- how nice to say that I enjoyed re-reading it!  Even the first issue!!!) 
  
 While we were at the Shaw's home, the 
mail was delivered.  I was shocked to see Noreen bring in about TEN INCHES of 
fanzines!  When I made some smart comment about the mail being light today, Noreen 
looked at me ruefully and replied that this was "about normal." 
  
 Some years later, I brought in my own 
mail and there were TWO INCHES of fanzines! 
  
 Since I wasn't publishing Ax, 
and I wasn't doing anything but publishing my 80-copy fanzine and sending letters of 
comment to interested fanzines, I quickly figured out where this could lead if I 
didn't change my behavior! 
  
 My last letter of comment was sent the 
day before the Three Inch Day.  Ever so slowly the mail carrier's expression changed 
when we happened to meet on the street.  No longer did he cower and turn his back 
should we meet.  Occasionally he even smiled. 
  
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Harold P. Sanderson, North Lindenhurst, New York 
 It was interesting to see that Dave 
Kyle is still going strong as is (obviously) Bob Shaw.  The last time I saw Dave was 
when we discussed `50s fan-type things on a panel during a Denver Worldcon.  That was 
about ten years ago and it was the last con I attended.  I haven't seen Bob since we 
left England to come over here, and that is over thirty years ago. 
  
 I don't mean to ignore your own 
sterling effort (any more than I mean to pound in the fact that I'm British -- damn 
you Shaw, you're still contagious) or the amusing piece by Dave Luckett which I did 
luckett and read, but I wanted to spend most of the time with your letter column.  
Letter columns have always been the major element of `50s fanzines.  I almost said 
'major focal point' but I think I killed that phrase stone cold dead in several issues 
of Aporrheta (1958-60). 
  
 In connection with the general subject 
of the letters in Mimosa 9, I could claim that the major reason I stopped 
going to cons was, in fact, the sheer size of the monsters.  To be truthful tho', I 
have to admit that was only a part of the reason.  (Although a big part.  Prior to 
arriving in the States, the largest con I had attended was the first Worldcon held 
outside the North American continent.  That was the first London con and I was the 
Treasurer and I don't even want to think about what that meant.  I still have 
nightmares...)  I suppose the main reason was that Joy and I found so much to do in 
this New World that we just naturally gafiated.  We did have a little fan life at the 
start of our time here, but it was mainly limited to local New York events. 
  
 I have to object to a point made by 
Marc Ortlieb that "It is only hindsight that gives zines a legendary status."  This 
might be true of some fanzines, but not the two he mentions, Hyphen and Le 
Zombie.  I'll limit myself to Hyphen and simply point out that this was 
very much a legend in its own time.  My God, grown men were known to go around weeping 
and moaning and suffering terrible withdrawal pains each time that Hyphen was 
late.  Walt Willis, Bob Shaw (he of the Typewriter), James White, George Charters, 
Chuck 'Down with King Billy' Harris (Irish Fandom's very own London Circle spy), and 
later, John Berry -- all were an essential part of this heady mixture that we all had 
to have at any cost.  And let us not forget ATom.  His 'Church, anyone?' 
after-the-con-party cover for Hyphen is one I will never forget.  I will always 
be thankful that he did the covers for me for Aporrheta (all 17 of them), but 
his work for Hyphen was simply superb. 
  
 I would like to try to respond to 
Lloyd Penney's question as to what made the `50s fanzine writing so fannish, but it 
seems to me this is one of those things that is almost impossible to define.  If you 
have to explain a joke, it ceases to be funny.  In an attempt to at least try to offer 
some insight, I've just taken time out to scan through Guy Terwilleger's The Best 
of Fandom -- 1958 and as a result I am at more of a loss than ever.  How do you 
explain Bloch's "Bah! Humbug" from Oopsla!, or Burbee's "The Mind of Chow" 
from Innuendo, or Tucker's "The Biter Bit" from Grue...  For that 
matter, would they be as funny today, anyway?  They still are to me, but then I was 
there, so to speak.  And then, surely that is colored by the period, the events, the 
environment in which these pieces were created.  All of that is gone.  The style is 
dead, long live the style. 
  
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Don Fitch, Frijo, California 
 Richard Gilliam's description of The 
Founding Fathers Period of Fanzine history rather frightens me.  It seems to be an 
accurate description of the era which ended a decade or so before I entered fandom, 
but also of Media Fandom today, and the latter group is so much larger than ours was 
(and publication is so much easier now, albeit perhaps more expensive) that I don't 
want to think about what's going to happen in the next 50 years. 
  
 Like Lloyd Penney, I see no dearth of 
fanzines.  I don't receive as many as I would like, of course, but far more than I 
can handle as a very slow writer of very long LoCs.  As Lloyd says, fanzines are now 
"just one of the many activities fandom encompasses;" what he doesn't mention is that 
they used to be one of the things every fan did. 
  
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Alexis Gilliland, Arlington, Virginia 
 A postscript to my letter in 
Mimosa 9.  Looking through my art files for something else, I found The 
WSFA Journal covers for #83 and #85, issues I don't have in my fanzine collection, 
so I was clearly mistaken when I said #76 was the end of Don Miller's run of 
TWJ, even though it did sort of mark the finish, or the beginning of the end.  
Don was very, very tenacious. 
  
Martin Morse Wooster, Silver Spring, Maryland 
 Thanks for Mimosa 9.  Since 
Don Miller isn't around to answer Alexis Gilliland, may I say a few words in his 
defense? 
  
 I first met Don in 1975, after he split 
with WSFA but while he was still publishing.  Yes, Don was a bit of a nerd; he 
was the sort of person who thought the epitome of fun was to hide in his attic and 
type stencils on a battered old Underwood.  And WSFA was probably right to institute 
a divorce with Miller, since few WSFAns, then or now, are interested in fanzines or 
fan publishing.  (I can only think of one fanzine, Mary Hagan's The Mad 
Engineer, published by a WSFAn during the 1980s.  All of the zines Gilliland cites 
were published before 1980.) 
  
 But Miller's fanzines were good sercon 
zines.  They always had items of interest, and featured major articles by Thomas 
Burnett Swann and Gene Wolfe.  Miller also was one of the first mystery fanzine 
publishers.  His zines were not flashy, and certainly not faanish, but they still hold 
up well.  Miller should be regarded as one of the major fan editors of his time 
(1970-1977). 
  
 Don Miller's wife did not sell 
his fanzine collection "for scrap paper."  The collection ended up in the hands of a 
Pennsylvania dealer, who sold fanzines from the collection at East Coast conventions 
for several years after Miller's death.  And Don Miller's wife was the quintessential 
Antifan; even if Don had published the sort of fanzines Gilliland prefers, she would 
have still hated fandom. 
  
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Barry Newton, Sandy Spring, Maryland 
 I hope you will be suitably impressed 
at receiving my first LoC of the new year.  Almost my first ever, but that went off 
to some folks in England shortly after Confiction. 
  
 A few impressions on form and content; 
firstly as to form: this looked a lot like the zine I'll publish if I ever find the 
gumption.  You don't use too many type styles, which suits me just fine.  One thing I 
had trouble with was the typeface you use for your comments and responses.  On shiny, 
coated white paper, it would probably stand out from the text very nicely, but on 
your solid, trufaanish stock, most of the contrast is blotted out. 
  
{{   That typeface is called 'Tongue-in-Cheek'...  Well, 
not really, but we do agree that some typefaces look better than others in a mimeo'd 
fanzine.  We're still experimenting to see which of the ones we have available will 
reproduce readably. }} 
  
 In the general category of form, let 
me include style.  As someone who has only occasionally picked up a fanzine in the 
last twenty years, let me say that it's nice to be able to follow the text without a 
key to acronyms.  Also, there's very little stridency of tone or coarseness of 
language.  Are all of your writers this gentle, or do they get a bit of editorial 
help? 
  
{{   We (usually) let our writers be as #*&#ing 
coarse and ungentle as they want to be... }} 
  
 As for content, before I ever consider 
publishing anything ever, I will study your techniques for getting material.  Forty 
pages of coherent language from fans.  People even I have heard of.  Art, by artists 
who had been given a chance to read what they were illustrating.  There's a lesson in 
production by itself. 
  
{{   Our technique for getting material is a simple one 
to master -- it's called 'begging'.  Some of our contributors refer to it as 
'pestering'.  Seriously, it does take quite a bit of effort to gather all the 
contributions for each issue, and we've got the telephone bills to prove it!  If you 
keep publishing a fanzine year after year, though, it eventually gets easier and 
easier to get enough material for each succeeding issue, as if there's a fannish Law 
of Inertia that eventually takes effect.  And we're glad that it does; with the high 
cost of new clothes, we can't afford to wear the knees out of too many more 
bluejeans! }} 
  
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We Also Heard From: 
Harry Andruschak; Martha Beck; Sheryl Birkhead; Redd Boggs; Bill Bowers; Ned Brooks; 
Brian Earl Brown; Gary Brown; Roger Caldwell; Gregg Calkins; G.M. Carr; Joan W. Carr; 
P.L. Caruthers-Montgomery; Joe Celko; Russ Chauvenet; Vincent Clarke; Buck Coulson; 
Richard Court; Don D'Ammassa; Gary Deindorfer; Carolyn Doyle; Jenny Glover; Ian Gunn; 
David Haugh; David Heath, Jr.; Arthur Hlavaty; Lee Hoffman; Alan Hutchinson; Ruth 
Judkowitz; Arnie Katz; Irv Koch; R'ykandar Korra'ti; Fred Liddle; Guy H. Lillian III; 
Mark Manning; Norm Metcalf; Pat Molloy; Chris Nelson; Spike Parsons; Bruce Pelz; 
Dave Rike; David Rowe; David Schlosser; Julius Schwartz; Bob Shaw; Ricky Sheppard; 
Ruth Shields; Dale Speirs; Alan Stewart; Alan J. Sullivan; Phil Tortorici; Paul 
Valcours; Wally Weber; Toni Weisskopf; Taras Wolansky 
  
(Thanks also to those who sent Canadian and Australian stamps.) 
  
Illustrations by William Rotsler, Alexis Gilliland, 
Brad Foster, William Rotsler & Steve Stiles, Teddy Harvia (Chat cartoon), Terry 
Jeeves, Roger Caldwell, Joe Mayhew, and David Haugh 
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